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The Topic: DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER

BuzzKirkwood
They got Syme, dammit!! THEY GOT SYME!! Any one of us will be vaporized next! Quickly, friends!! We must join together to defeat the Communist forces of Oceania! The time has come, who's with me?!

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Karen the Cute Computer Engineer
We've had some wierd topic drift cross-interference from True Meaning of Life today, and I've finally traced the problem to a couple shared Askee/Guru pairs like Big Brother over there.
Karen the Cute Computer Engineer
Unfortunately, Lester's out on "walkabout" or whatever, and he's the only one who really knows how this stuff works. But if Star Trek's taught me anything, reversing the polarity of something somewhere should do the trick. So here goes. Hopefully this will clear out the system.
Danger! High Voltage
*Bzzzzzrt*
The Conversatron
Polarity shift detected.
Attempting to compensate...
Technobabble interface not responding...
Attempting to compensate...
CornCam
14:31:20
Danger! High Voltage
*Bzzzzrt*
Barbie
Where's my pony?
Ayn Rand
PULL THE PLUG!
Karen the Cute Computer Engineer
Oh, crap.

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