I wanted to trade in my points for a date with Willow, but if their absence calms down Zex and makes AngryShrew less angry, then I'm all for it. A happier Shrew is a happier world.
Responses:
Bacon
Uh, Willow? From the movie "Willow"? Christ.
Willow Ufgood
You don't need "points" to "score" with me, baby! HEEEEYAAAAHHHHH!!!!
The Conversatron
Hold on, Willow's carrier signal seems to be receiving interference from "Porn". There, corrected.
Willow Ufgood
I've hidden the points in a place where Evil cannot touch them!
The Conversatron
Much better.
Porn
MUCH better.
Willow Rosenberg
Um, maybe he was talking about me, maybe. Or maybe it's just a cruel joke, and nobody wants me. Nobody at all.
Willow Rosenberg
Buffy Summers
Excuse me, but I seem to remember you having a relationship...One with someone who's not undead.
Willow Rosenberg
Go on, rub it in, Miss "I have a hunky guy courting me", I HAD a relationship, the perfect relationship, and he dumped me to "find himself". I didn't even lose him to another girl, I lost him to nobody... and now he's sent for his things... and oh god... I know he's never coming back. *sob* *sob* *sob*
Xander Harris
That was pretty harsh, Buffster. You know that she's our only friend who's single and completely miserable right now. I mean, even Giles and I are getting some regularly these days.
Rupert Giles
And thanks to The Gentlemen Demons, Olivia doesn't even think I'm crazy anymore. Life is good.
Willow Rosenberg
*sob*
Heather Donahue
Yea, I feel real bad for you all. You think you know what teen angst is?
What the hell was that?!
Buffy Summers
Really, don't feel bad, Willow. I'm certain that countless shy, sensitive tv-watching boys fantasize about you because while you're cute you're also the normal girl next-door type. While most think me unattainable, threateningly powerful, and frankly demigoddesslike.
Rupert Giles
(Guffaw)(Cough)(Cough)
Xander Harris
(Snicker)(Cough)
Buffy Summers
Rupert Giles
Oh, I, er, was thinking of something funny I heard once.
Xander Harris
I was drinking a Coke and it "went down the wrong pipe."
