Clockwork Question

Clanger

Which ending to Clockwork Orange to the panel prefer, The original book ending or the film ending?

Responses:

Leela

Sorry, in the future we've all upgraded to Mechanical Grapefruit.

Alex DeLarge

You would be of course, referin' to the infamous "Chapter 21", the final chapter of this, my bezoomny tale.

Bender

Hey Pal, this isn't your "bezoomny tale"...this is the Conversatron!

Alex DeLarge

I don't be knowing what the other malchicks and ptitsas think, but I never liked it. The movie let me free, real horrorshow like. That's what I wanted.

Bender

If anything, it's my bezoomny tale. You just crawled out of the woodwork a couple days ago and act like you own the joint.

Homer Simpson

Mmmmmm.... Clockwork Bender...

Bender

Ah, hell with it. I'm gonna go get me some bezoomny tail, if you know what I mean.

Heh, those bezoomnies....

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