It's obvious that you don't run on Asimov's Laws of Robotics, Bender. What are your operational imperatives, anyway?
The Topic: Bender's Laws of Robotics
Responses:
Sit the fuck down
& Shut the fuck up
Oh wait, those are your "operational directives".
Dork.
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