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The Topic: Bender's Laws of Robotics

Stymie
It's obvious that you don't run on Asimov's Laws of Robotics, Bender. What are your operational imperatives, anyway?

Responses:
Bender
Sit the fuck down
Bender
& Shut the fuck up
Bender
Oh wait, those are your "operational directives".
Bender
Dork.

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