Hmm... Fry *is* better-drawn and has that cute naive thing going for him; but Lester is vector-animated, and I do so enjoy vectors.
I know what would be fun [for me] and would solve this: a battle of wits! How about it?
Responses:
Ben Stein, esq.
Hello, I'm Ben Stein, and this is "Win Ben Stein's pnaomi's heart". Our contestants today are Philip J Fry, a spaceman from the future, and Lester Knight Chaykin, a subatomic physicist, game programmer and lonely, pathetic website operator.
Lester Knight Chaykin
Can the editorial, Ben. Let's get this over with.
Ben Stein, esq.
Indeed. As challenger, Fry gets to pick the topic.
Fry
Woo hoo! Hmmm... I'll go with "Future spaceman stuff"!
Ben Stein, esq.
That's not a category.
Fry
Ok, I'll take "Sesame on my bun".
Ben Stein, esq.
Very well. Which muppet on Sesame Street had the hottest ass?
Fry
Ernie!
Ben Stein, esq.
I'm sorry, you have to buzz in.
Lester Knight Chaykin
*Bzzzz* Ernie!
Ben Stein, esq.
I'm sorry, the correct answer is "The Count".
Lester Knight Chaykin
What? He did not have the hottest ass. This game is dumb! Forget you all! I declare myself the winner.
Fry
Hey! He can't do that, can he?
The Conversatron
Chaykin is the winner! Wooo!!!
Lester Knight Chaykin
Ha! Who needs wits when you have root access to the SQL database?
