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The Topic: Masturbation slang 2000

SuperYoda
"Takin' little Elian back to Cuba"
What else?

Responses:
Taco Bell
"Dropping a Chalupa"
Space Moose
Really?
I thought that meant to take a dump.
Henry Rollins
That doesn't even begin to make sense. What does taking little Elian back to Cuba have to do with "stroking your rod"? It doesn't even work as a female masturbation reference. You need to stick to the tried and true, like...
Hello Kitty
Chokin' the Chicken?
Bill Clinton
Smacking the "little" Willie?
Frank Zappa
Floggin' the dolphin?
Slim Jim
Snappin' the slim jim
Lester Burnham
You know, I've always liked "chokin' the bishop"
The Conversatron
I think we already covered it.
SuperYoda
Right, but I'm talking about slang "for the year 2000". It's time to expand beyond the realm of the metaphorical and into the absurd; where relevance is not based upon the anthropomorphization of the masturbatory act into an act of violence upon an animal, but instead a more sublime image that captures the zeitgeist of the times. I'm talking about progress, Rollins. So, anybody here want to progress or are we just going to stay within the bounds of established comic images?
Professor Farnsworth
We now call it "keeping your head alive inside a jar".

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