"Takin' little Elian back to Cuba"
What else?
What else?
The Topic: Masturbation slang 2000
Responses:
"Dropping a Chalupa"
Really?
I thought that meant to take a dump.
I thought that meant to take a dump.
That doesn't even begin to make sense. What does taking little Elian back to Cuba have to do with "stroking your rod"? It doesn't even work as a female masturbation reference. You need to stick to the tried and true, like...
Chokin' the Chicken?
Smacking the "little" Willie?
Floggin' the dolphin?
Snappin' the slim jim
You know, I've always liked "chokin' the bishop"
I think we already covered it.
Right, but I'm talking about slang "for the year 2000". It's time to expand beyond the realm of the metaphorical and into the absurd; where relevance is not based upon the anthropomorphization of the masturbatory act into an act of violence upon an animal, but instead a more sublime image that captures the zeitgeist of the times. I'm talking about progress, Rollins. So, anybody here want to progress or are we just going to stay within the bounds of established comic images?
We now call it "keeping your head alive inside a jar".
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