Well, I see the Anti-Federalists are back, but the names have changed to protect the not-so-innocent, Libertarians! Well, guess what, playtime's done, and Alex is here. So bring 'em on! I'll best you all in a duel... OF WITS! of wits! duel of wits! *Whew*
But watch out. I'm your worst nightmare.
Responses:
Space Moose
I don't think so, my worst nightmare involves me being an angel.
Space Moose
They're really lacking in the "fun orifice departement".
Thomas Jefferson
State's Rights, Federalists, it's all a moot point now, since all of us are part of the hated "rich, slaveowning, dead, male, white, land-owner" demographic. This means that nothing we said, or could ever say, can possibly be a) correct or b) important.
Alexander Hamilton
Sometime's I'm glad I talked the house into making your President, Tom. Let's go have a beer.
Sam Adams
Now that's patriotism.
Clippy
Sometime's I'm glad I talked the house into making your President, Tom. Let's go have a beer.
The Evil Black Marble
Gah! Replaced again.
Buffy Summers
God that thing is annoying. Can I slay it, pleeeeaaaasseeee??
The Evil Black Marble
By all means.
Alexander Hamilton
Ah, screw it, I'm too pissed to care...
Ha-ha, I mean, Tom, you had slaves!
Thomas Jefferson
Can we just let it drop?
Alexander Hamilton
No, I mean, you had slaves, wink-wink nudge-nudge....
Hehehe...
Electric Jesus
You know. "had." In the biblical sense.
Thomas Jefferson
Yes, I'm quite aware of what he means!
Bill Clinton
Once again, I will state that the founding father with whom I most strongly identify and admire is Thomas Jefferson, and not just because of my middle name, if you know what I mean!