Give me your phone number. Now.
I want a girlfriend, too. *whines*
I want a girlfriend, too. *whines*
Re: *sigh*
Responses:
It sounds to me like what you want is a "bitch".
Yes, a bitch.
That would be nice.
Give me your number, bitch.
That would be nice.
Give me your number, bitch.
It's 1-900-YOUR-ASS, muthafucka.
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