Dr. Science

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He's boring, and lacks funny. We need a better doctor askee for the scientific inquiries.

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Dr. Science

I'm funny because I lack funny.

Dr. Science

Besides, would you rather leave them in charge?

Pseudo-Scientists

We can handle it.

Dr. Science

I wouldn't trust you two with a Bunsen burner, let alone a mediocre Q&A website.

Pseudo-Scientists

What's a Bunsen burner?

Pseudo-Scientists

Shut up! You're queering the deal!

Pseudo-Scientists

I'll have you know that we are both highly proficient in Swanson burner use.

Pseudo-Scientists

Idiot.

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