Dear God

DeadMoose

I just got a phone call from Microsoft at home.

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Sock Puppet Bill

I told you he'd recognize your voice!

Steve Ballmer

Yeah, I guess we should have stuck to the old classic: Heavy breathing.

Sock Puppet Bill

Your specialty!

Steve Ballmer

Look, I've told you my breathing thing is a condition.

Sock Puppet Bill

A big fat condition!

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