Bacon, I'm your biggest fan!
P.S. We should be together, too!
P.S. We should be together, too!
Bacon
Responses:
Uh, you're not going to break my ankles and tie me to a bed, are you?
Unless that's how you like it.
Like what?
Oh ho ho... you have a lot to learn, my pork-product lover...
As long as it's not one of those things you learn by having two goons show up at your door to teach you a lesson.
Unless that's how you like it.
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