"A Poem about Petriphiliacs"

godofchuck

Your questions uninspired
Your sexual preferences abhorrent
Your meaningless replies retired
Go get bent.

Responses:

Lester Knight Chaykin

Wow, this site is practically writing itself these days!

Batman

Does this mean I can get out of here?

Lester Knight Chaykin

Only if you can get Betelgeuse to say your name three times.

Betelgeuse

That's one baby! Twice more and I'm outta here!

Lester Knight Chaykin

Indeed, but all three times must occure within the same thread for it to "count".

Betelgeuse

Who says?

Lester Knight Chaykin

I do.

Betelgeuse

Hey Batman, help a guy out here. You scratch my liver, I scratch yours, that kinda thing.

Batman

Fine. You do me first.

Betelgeuse

What? Why?

Batman

Betelgeuse

Oh fine. Batman, Batman, Batman!

Batman

It didn't work.

Lester Knight Chaykin

I'm sorry. I was just kidding.

Lester Knight Chaykin

It was my little joke.

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