Conversatien

yourmomsmom

It's alive! ALIVE! muahahahahahaha!

Responses:

Oglethorpe

Ja, die Conversatien ist ready for deployment.

Emory

Umm, I think he means the Conversatron is back.

I mean, we don't even have a Conversatien.

Oglethorpe

Shut up!

Vat have you done vith die Conversatien?!

Emory

I didn't do anything with it, we never even had one.

Oglethorpe

Vell, yourmomsmom says ve have vun and I demand to know vere it is!

Emory

Well, alright.

Have you tried scanning the ship for it?

Oglethorpe

Have I tried scanning die ship for-

OF COURSE I'VE TRIED SCANNING THE SHIP FOR IT, DUMMKOPF!

Oglethorpe

Vait, no I haven't.

Emory

Yeah, you might try doing that.

Oglethorpe

It says it is right here behind us.

I do not see anyth-

Bread Zombie

GRAAAAAINS!

Emory

Whoa, that is not the Conversatien!

Oglethorpe

Ja, I know, stupid!

How do ve get rid of it?

Emory

I don't know, why don't you use that thing we stole from the humans?

Oglethorpe

Vat thing? You mean die octagon transfuser?

Ja, I vill try it.

Tired, old TRS-80

Ready

Emory

It's not working!

Try something else!

Oglethorpe

Shut up!

I am!

Tired, old TRS-80

Bread Zombie

GRAAAAAAAINS!!

Test Pattern

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