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The Topic: The Last Fucker

moochie
Let me put it crudely, when was the last time the Supreme Being got it on (yeah! gigidy gigidy)? The last time he did sweet Mary (aka Madonna) was quite a long while ago; or is it because he wears protection now, and we just don't hear about it?

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The Supreme Being
Oh, come now.
The Supreme Being
That was only just 2,000 years ago.
The Supreme Being
I am rather busy, you know.
The Supreme Being
If I took the time to sleep with every single girl who spread her legs and called my name, it'd be a very long time before you got your peanut, I assure you.

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