The Topic: Everybody's problem

8bitSunset

I started a relationship with a girl and intentionall kept it very "casual and open" because I thought I would screw up and cheat on her eventually. But she beat me to the punch and slept with a guy that raped her last year, and now I'm devastated. Anyway, my question is this:

What's everybody's malfunction? I mean, I'm telling my problems to a semi-defunct humor site... what's wrong with this world?

Responses:

Michael Palin

Semi-defunct? This is a perfectly good humor site!

John Cleese

This, sir, is an EX-HUMOR SITE!

John Cleese

And I hesitate to even call it that, as it implies the site was once humorous.

Michael Palin

Well, I'd better replace it, then.

Michael Palin

Sorry, we're fresh out of humor sites.

Michael Palin

How about an open thread where people can suggest annoying internet memes?

John Cleese

All right.

Lord Amazorn

Clearly, the loser here is you, the reader.

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