Garage Sale

AardvarkLady

Yesterday, it rained. In August. In California. Right as my friend tried to run her first garage sale. What's God trying to tell us?

Responses:

Tom Servo

That new Ben Affleck / J. Lo movie is reaaaaally bad. And I thought I had bad movies down.

Crow T. Robot

Well, what did you expect from a pre-nup vanity project by two of the biggest currently operating egos in Hollywood?

Tom Servo

Something with a title I knew how to pronounce would be a good start.

Crow T. Robot

You mean this summer... J. Lo.. isn't Jiggly?

AardvarkLady

....

Stop ignoring me.

Tom Servo

I wonder if he'll change his name to "B. Aff".

Crow T. Robot

You think if J. Lo and P. Diddy stayed together, when they had kids he'd change his name to P. Daddy?

Tom Servo

I think you need to get out more.

AardvarkLady

Stopit stopit stopit stopit! Pay attention to me! Come on! Pleeeeeaaassee?

Crow T. Robot

Though I suppose he was already Puff Daddy before without any kids.

Tom Servo

Shut up shut up shut up!

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