Of course, what was I thinking? Looking for a job? What a waste of time when the government could be giving me money!
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Thank you Conversatron, once again, you have saved me!
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Don't thank me, thank Matthew Lesko.
Don't thank me, thank the government!
Don't thank us, thank Russia for giving us so much cheap real estate.
Goddammit!
Don't thank us, thank Karl Marx for giving me so much material to work with!
Don't thank me, thank For Dummies Publishing for creating Ethos Conception for Dummies.
Don't thank us, thank Matthew Lesko for showing us how we could get a government grant to start our own business.
Free money!
Yeah, but what abou-
...From the government!
Goddammit!
Hey, what happened to my interrobangs? Aren't you using a unicode font‽
?!
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