Did you know that Bond movies generally have (or at least used to have) a perfect 1:1 F@#k to Death ratio? Arnold movies on the other hand are generally 0:1000000.
The Topic: FtD Ratio
Responses:
What does F@#k mean?
Listen, I've got an idea for the bridge of the next tune, where we got stuck.
Awright. Let's have a go.
You remember the chorus we worked out, right? It ends on a reverberating F.
We come crunching in from there with an @♯, and then we—
Howd on, howd on. @♯?
Yeah, @♯.
'Ow am I supposed to play an @♯?
I mean, my guitar doesn't 'ave a bloody @♯ string.
There's no chord I can play, no sequence of strings I can pluck that will give an @♯!
I think you're just being negative is all.
And I think you're pulling things out of your arse!
@♯? You made that up, di'n't you?
Well, we're musicians, aren't we? Isn't that what we do? Create music?
Create, yes. Pull out of arses, no.
We're musicians. We sell records.
We do not pluck magical fairy notes from the ether!
No one is going to buy a record with an @♯ in it!
Funny you should say that. I thought we might call the album "F@♯k" or maybe "F@♯k to Death".
Listen, if we don't sell records, we don't eat!
The mansion, the bitches, the 'ard drugs, all of it, POOF!
I still think you're just being negative.
What are we watching? I don't remember this part.
This is the ultra-rare 10 hour bootleg version.
Christ, I can't wait for hockey to start up.
You can't wait to trade one group of whiny, effeminate men for another?
You're the one who put the tape on!
Hey, it's entertainment.
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