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The Topic: Chicken or Pork?

Peppermint
What should I demand of the husband to prepare for me tomorrow to honor my sacrifices in the gestating, bearing, and rearing of his firstborn child? Also, should I invite MY mother over or just forget her? She and hubby get along well.

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Ant Supercolony
The hive demands you ask for sweet, delicious syrup!
Ant Supercolony
Syrup!
Ant Supercolony
As for your queen, the hive demands that you invite her over for brunch.
Ant Supercolony
Then regurgitate sweet, delicious syrup onto her plate!
Ant Supercolony
Syrup!
Ant Supercolony
Then, I don't know, buy her a card or something.
Ant Supercolony
Syrup!
Ant Supercolony
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Ant Supercolony
Card!

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