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I want to kill Emeril

superjoan
But I don't have a gun that makes a Bam! sound when you fire it. I want to cackle at the irony while he bleeds.

Responses:
Crow T. Robot
Oh boy! A riddle!
Tom Servo
What kind of gun doesn't make a Bam! sound when you fire it?
Crow T. Robot
I don't know, an electron gun?
Tom Servo
That works.

Wow, that was pretty easy, don't you think?
Crow T. Robot
I suppose it was a little predictable.
The Psychic Electron
The hell it was.

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