I miss you, Conversatron

Night Dragon

Don't you still hate us?

Responses:

Big Brother

We have always hated the Conversatron readers.

Marketing Wonks

Somehow I think apathy got confused with animosity somewhere along the line.

How will this alter out long-term plans?

R and D Department

The latest reports indicate that a strong correlation exists between responses given and billions of dollars lost, regardless of the responses' malice or lack thereof.

R and D Department

We believe that if it were possible to actually produce fewer than zero responses, we could see massive increases in our net profits.

Marketing Wonks

Excellent!

Marketing Wonks

Fax your findings to Conversatron High Command along with a funding request for a negative response generator.

Get back to us when you have more information.

Marketing Wonks

I don't know, I mean, I'm all for the "attention through apathy" campaign, but negative responses?

If that's even possible that seems a little over the top, don't you think?

Marketing Wonks

Meh.

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