Will the RIAA hunt me down if I download your mp3?
Responses:
Hilary Rosen
We're going to hunt you down and kill you anyway, so you might as well enjoy life until then!
Hilary Rosen
Go nuts! Download some Metallica while you're at it!
Their Lawyers
Ms. Rosen, you resigned, and "Bombastic Voice of Authority" is a licensed trademark of the RIAA, of which you are no longer a part. Please cease and desist immediately, or legal action will proceed. Additionally, any further acts encouraging citizens, doomed or otherwise, to download Metallica files will result in immediate re-resolution.
Our Lawyers
Oooh, burn!
Their Lawyers
Quiet, you in the peanut-gallery. I'd keep my heads down, if I were you. Your clients are on shaky ground already, and we're much higher-paid.
Hilary Rosen
Wow, these "P2P" programs are pretty neat.
Hilary Rosen
What the... Why is this Avril song full of weird popping noises, and it cuts off 3 seconds before the end! Intolerable! Now I have to download it all over again.
Hilary Rosen
Hilary Rosen
Drat! This other one is the same file with a different name! And this one is another song entirely! Crap.