So what do rabbits, eggs, chocolate, and pastel colors actually have to do with Jesus Christ's resurrection?
Easter
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Spluh! Every one knows that when Jesus Christ rose from his grave in 2637 he went on a rampage.
That's right, Amy! And the Zombie Lord was without mercy, killing nearly everyone in his path. Oh, my, yes.
It seemed like it was the end of this stinking planet, until one idiot girl asked him what was wrong.
He told her that he woke up with a terrible hunger, and that the pain was making him angry and vengeful.
And so the girl gave him the only food she had with her – a chocolate bar! Hey, Leela.. did you know that Chocolate is a very sexy aphrodisiac?
Ugh. Anyway, the chocolate only made Jesus more powerful, now that he didn't have stomach pains.
And as he continued to rage, the people, they pelted the girl with eggs, they did! Eggs everywhere! It was a beautiful sight.
The pathetic humans were about to be annihilated when something went wrong for their puny lord.
..because in the end, a rabbit saved them all.
Wait, how did the rabbit save them, again?
Look, kid. I said the end didn't I? I swear, these people just get harder and harder to work with. There used to be professionals in this business. Now it's all cartoons and crappy writers with their fancy harvard degrees who don't know how to write their way out of a paper bag.......
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