Don't you think that 3rd parties are having a bigger impact on society since the Democrats are practically socialist?
Responses:
Al Gore
Practically socialist? Hey now, I take offense to that!
George W. Bush
Yeah, since when was there anything practical about being a Democrat? Har har!
The Evil Black Marble
Ah, it's funny because he made fun of a guy.
Lego Man
Careful, we don't want to be accused of having a Converservative bias. Remember, we need to be balanced.
The Evil Black Marble
Oh, okay, right... here we go.
Al Gore
Yeah, well, you're an idiot, Bush!
The Evil Black Marble
Satisfied?
Lego Man
Uh. I guess.
So, I signed up for one of those internet sites that matches you up with potential dates, right?
The Evil Black Marble
What, it matches Lego people to other Lego people? Based on what, if you're from the town or the outer space sets?
Lego Man
No, based on personality. It's the internet, right, so they don't need to know you're plastic.
The Evil Black Marble
Right.
Lego Man
So, anyway, I fill out this form, and it basically told me I'm supportive, loyal, a good friend, supportive of others. I'm sincere, a comfortable person to be near. Dependable and caring, respectful of others, patient, and I work hard to make people happy.
The Evil Black Marble
Sure. You're a creative building toy, that's what you do.
Lego Man
Anyway. So it's supposed to match me with others based on this profile, you know, someone similiar to me; nice, not pushy, friendly, thoughtful, with a positive possessiveness that doesn't lead to obsessive stalking or anything.
So I let it run, and then it says it's unable to match me to my perfect mate, unless I increase the geographical region I'm willing to allow it to search.