Ganon

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What an idiot!

When you get reincarnated like 5 times, and every time you do, a green-clad little boy named Link kicks your ass solid, you'd think you'd get the message, right? Why then, doesn't the dumb pig go after me before I get 20 hearts, the triforce AND the master sword?

Responses:

Pac-Man

Why doesn't Link bother to hang onto the sword or the hearts between reincarnations?

Pac-Man

At least I have the excuse of power pellets being time limited.

Mario 64

I want to know why he agreed to star in a series of games that don't even feature his own name. How many people out there actually think his name is Zelda?

Mario 64

That would be like me starring in a game named "Super Princess Peach World."

Average rating: 4.85