I was slapped for telling a girl that she looked like Jenna Jameson.
Funny how that isn't a complement, because it is based on looks and not occupation.
Funny how that isn't a complement, because it is based on looks and not occupation.
Not the Danza Slap
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Weird.
Usually when I tell a woman she looks like a trampy whore with fake breasts it goes much better than that.
Usually when I tell a woman she looks like a trampy whore with fake breasts it goes much better than that.
Of course, I usually say it to trampy whores, not my Mom.
Huh. Now that we're cancelled, I hope we don't go the way of Scully and Mulder and have to shill for 1-800-CALL ATT with Carrot Top.
Because I'd sooner march myself into a can opener and end it now.
Hey Bender, what ever happened to your suicidal tendencies anyway?
Oh those got cleared up when I found you guys and decided to take all my problems out on you instead.
I wonder if our videogame is any good.
Yeah me too.
Too bad there's no way we can ever find out.
Too bad there's no way we can ever find out.
Sure there is. We can just go rent it.
Yep, no possible way.
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