Chuang Tzu said...

Capoeirista

For every cat you have in your basin, double it with mayonnaise.

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Mei Ling

And Mo Tzu once said: "light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

Solid Snake

Mei Ling, did Mo Tzu really say that?

Mei Ling

Yeah, Snake; why?

Solid Snake

No reason.

Solid Snake

Hey, Mei Ling?

Mei Ling

What is it Snake?

Solid Snake

Did Mo Tzu happen say anything about taking on a small army singlehandedly?

Mei Ling

Hmm...

Mei Ling

No, I don't think so. Why?

Solid Snake

No reason.

Capoeirista

Well, Lao Tzu says that violence is against the Tao.

Mei Ling

But Han Fei Tzu said: "kill 'em all and let the Tao sort 'em out."

Solid Snake

Now you're just making stuff up.

Mei Ling

No, I'm not; honest.

Solid Snake

Well, if Han Fei Tzu said it...

Solid Snake

What the hell, I'll give it a go.

Thanks, Mei Ling.

Mei Ling

No problem, Snake. Any time.

Mei Ling

Sucker.

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