You all use to threaten that you were gonna quit all the time... Why are you still here? Are you chicken?
The Topic: Disappointment...
Responses:
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
Join the Dark Side, Dante.
Yachts, mansions, bitches.
Why don't you get out of here? I'm getting tired of your crap.
Hey, who was that that just wafted ethereally past me out the door?
Oh, just an apparition of myself from a hypothetical future where I'm rich and successful.
Bummer.
Yeah, he likes to come around to remind me of how I'm wasting my life.
Why don't you post his picture on the wall of total banination?
Tried. Turns out you can't photograph a spectral entity.
Go figure. You learn something new every day.
I hate to end this thread on such a down note. Maybe we should throw in an obscure pop-cultural reference, or maybe something funny?
I dunno. There's nothing funny about being a total and complete failure.
Huh, I guess. If you're going to look at it that way.
Maybe you should, y'know, do something with your life.
You mean stop posting to an idiotic website during the quiet moments here at the Quick Stop?
Couldn't hurt.
Now go outside and play!
That's right, I'm talking to you, the reader.
It's not like you've got a lot of time before you die in that electrical fire. You might as well enjoy it.
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