As long as you're working on your aim, could you watch it with the Pope? Jerry Falwell is in Virginia, not the Vatican.
Dear Supreme Being,
Responses:
Virginia, duly noted.
Sugar Grove, I'm picking up some terrorist chatter in your sector, can you verify?
Roger that, Yakima. We've already taken preventative measures against the threat.
Hold it right there, "God!" Under the protection of the Patriot Act, you're under arrest for terrorist conspiracy to attack the Virginia Motherlands!
Gabriel? What's the meaning of this?!
Sorry, God; I work for Uncle Sam now.
That's right. We will stamp out turrism in all its various forms.
George? Need I remind you that you worship me?
Not true.
I put all of my faith into the Lord Jesus Christ.
...
Yeah, sorry Dad. I was going to tell you but, eh, you know.
This is ridiculous.
Aint nothin' ridiculous about the threat of turrism.
Take him away, Gabe.
Yes sir.
To be concwuded!
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