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3rdtimecharm

I have it! woo hoo!

Dr. Nick Riviera

Don't worry! With the latest treatments, it's still possible for you to lead a completely normal life!

Lisa Simpson

It's not a disease, it's high-speed internet access.

Dr. Nick Riviera

Oh, the Internet, eh? Well, forget what I said about a normal life then.

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