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The Topic: Al Gore

WastelandDan
Shouldn't his avatar's name read "Al Gore, Inventor of the Internet and First President of the Moon"? Don't trivialize his achievements!

Responses:
Professor Farnsworth
Of course not, you imbecile!
Professor Farnsworth
None of that has happened yet!
Professor Farnsworth
And if you keep mentioning it, it may never happen!
Professor Farnsworth
You can't just go mucking about in the time stream and expect—
Professor Farnsworth
—pink fluffy bunnies—
Professor Farnsworth
—to come out the way they originally did!
Professor Farnsworth
This is of course because time is a positively curved—
Professor Farnsworth
—back side of the ship where Fry will insert his—
Professor Farnsworth
—member what happened on all those episodes of Star Trek. That's why it was cancelled!
Professor Farnsworth
Poorly plotted time-travel sequences can—
Professor Farnsworth
—sure jerk any meat, can't you, Hermes? I—
Professor Farnsworth
—don't know why I even bother. You can't explain anything to a complete—
Professor Farnsworth
—pink fluffy bunny!

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