The Topic: Al Gore
Shouldn't his avatar's name read "Al Gore, Inventor of the Internet and First President of the Moon"? Don't trivialize his achievements!
Responses:
Of course not, you imbecile!
None of that has happened yet!
And if you keep mentioning it, it may never happen!
You can't just go mucking about in the time stream and expect—
—pink fluffy bunnies—
—to come out the way they originally did!
This is of course because time is a positively curved—
—back side of the ship where Fry will insert his—
—member what happened on all those episodes of Star Trek. That's why it was cancelled!
Poorly plotted time-travel sequences can—
—sure jerk any meat, can't you, Hermes? I—
—don't know why I even bother. You can't explain anything to a complete—
—pink fluffy bunny!
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