The Queen

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What's Queen Elizabeth's last name...?

Elizabeth I... sort of

Arden.

Snooty British Prig

Wait a moment, that's not true at all.

Elizabeth I... sort of

SILENCE!

Snooty British Prig

Now hold on a-

Willy Wonka

QUIET, INFIDEL!

Snooty British Prig

Infidel? I don't even know y-

Elizabeth I... sort of

RAHR!

Snooty British Prig

Gah!

Willy Wonka

YAHR!!

Snooty British Prig

Gah!!

Willy Wonka

Hey, calm down, I'm just messing with you.

Snooty British Prig

Oh, thank heavens, I didn't kn-

Willy Wonka

RAH!!

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