Goth Lolis

Formerly Wu

I'm going to Japan in about a month, but I'm worried that I might run into one of those scary girls that dress like Victorian porcelain dolls. What does the Conversatron recommend I do, considering guns are illegal in Japan?

Responses:

Tom Servo

Smash their fragile eggshell heads in with a ball peen hammer.

Crow T. Robot

Then run! Run like the wind!

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