If you're not dead and have merely attained a higher level of sophistication, why did you claim you were going to die? If it was just to gain pity popularity, the person who decided that such an evil scam should be implemented should be cut into little pieces, which should then be sold on eBay.
Responses:
Vincent Price
What if the Conversatron did die?
Vincent Price
Perhaps the Conversatron has risen from the grave to walk among the legion of the undead, seeking out the flesh of the living.
Optimal Slackitude
Actually, we've been sitting here, eating Cheetos, and watching Rebelde.
