Okaaaay...

Rydia

Now we have Billy Shatner talking about brake fluid coming out of men's nipples. This site has reached a new peak level of creepiness.

Responses:

Ted Johnson

You're telling me!
My nipples have been foaming all day. I think I caught something from one of the lesbians.

Ted's Wife

Ted, that's just shaving cream left over from this morning, when you shaved off your chest hair.

Ted Johnson

My chest, darling?

Ted's Wife

Fine, when you shaved the hair off of the S.S. Pride of New York.

Ted Johnson

Better.

Ted's Wife

Maybe tomorrow you can do something about the rug you call a back, and those throw pillows you call shoulders.

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