Bender.

Furry J R

OK, just get Bender to vibrate at the exact frequency necessary to shatter the jar. If he can do it to a safe, he can do it to a jar.

Responses:

Leela

We thought about that, but it turns out we don't want to risk Bender getting the frequency wrong and shattering Fry's skull instead.

Professor Farnsworth

I say it is worth the risk, damnit!

Fry

MMMPH! MPH MMM MPHMM!

Professor Farnsworth

Poppycock!
That's just a suburban legend and you know it.

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