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The Topic: Birthday Bliss

MsContadina
What should I give my boyfriend for his birthday?

Responses:
Trumpets
Rolling out the red carpet
Big ol' Mug of Beer
Porn
Ms. Condom
Oversized Novelty Check
DMC DeLorean
Efficient German Sex
Animal
In precisely that order.
Police Chief Clancy Wiggum
Hold on, hold on. That's not an incitement to drunken driving and then sex in a public place in the back of a DeLorean, is it?
Police Chief Clancy Wiggum
Because those DeLoreans don't really give you a lot of wiggle room in the back.

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