IBM is slowly dying from its bloated bureaucracy. Woe to anyone caught in its inane web of red tape. I'm spending more time on the phone than actually fixing the damm computers. And Lotus Notes is just plain evil.
The Topic: I hate IBM
Responses:
No Dalai Lama?
No, no Dalai Lama.
No Buddha, either?
No, Ted, no Buddha.
What about some sort of Zen monk or something?
Nope, we don't have one of those, either.
Well... how about a yoga instructor?
I'm sorry, Ted, we just don't have any of those as an askee.
Darn it! And I had a really funny joke about the Lotus Position/Lotus Notes.
Wait! What about Siddhartha? Or at least Herman Hesse... can you give me one of those to work with?
We can give you Herman's Head if you want.
I hope they pick me! I haven't been used in over a decade!
Ah, crumbs. I'll never get to tell that joke.
It's alright, Ted. You can tell us the joke.
Yeah, we promise not to laugh!
—To laugh! I mean we promise TO laugh.
With you, not at you.
Never mind.
Aww... c'mon. Let's hear it!
Just forget about it! The moment has passed.
He's going to be sulking about this for the rest of the week.
You're telling me!
Welp... you wanna go get drunk and then not write anything for the next few days?
Yeah, I'm down.
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