The Topic: Food, Sex, or Car

Tartarus

Food: Philadelphia Cheesesteak
Sex: Keira Knightly
Car: The New Batmobile

If you could have one... which one would it be?

Mario 64

I thinka you are asking fora the trouble.

Mario 64

It'sa obvious to look at her thata Missa Knightly hasa never had a cheesesteak.

Mario 64

You willa never be able to eata whata you want with a woman thata skinny.

Mario 64

Take it froma Mario. I likea the woman with a badonkadonk.

Mario 64

Mario don'ta want none unlessa you got the buns, hon.

Tartarus

Really? I wasn't aware that Princess Peach had much of a wagon...

Mario 64

That'sa no bustle under there.

Mario 64

Why do youa thinka they call her Peach?

Mario 64

Maybe you noa listen to the Stevea Miller Band.

Mario 64

"I really lovea you Peaches wanna shakea you tree..."

Mario 64

It was either that, ora we call her Princess Bonita Applebum.

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