Why don't my bowels work right anymore?
Feels like voles crawling around
Responses:
It's the ants in your pants.
We'd be willing to relocate to a neighbor's pants for a small fee, to be paid in unmarked non-sequential twenties.
Also, shred it so we can use it as building material. Nothing like trophallaxis with a shredded Jackson.
I doth protest.
Mmmm, buttered Jackson.
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