The Topic: Bummed

Tartarus

Is there any way to stop missing someone you haven't seen for three weeks?

Captain Obvious

. . .

Lieutenant Literal

. . .

Captain Obvious

You want this one?

Lieutenant Literal

Nah, I'm alright.

Lieutenant Literal

This one's all yours.

Captain Obvious

Okay.

Captain Obvious

Well, asker... *tap tap tap*

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Captain Obvious

Well, *ahem* asker, as I was saying...

Lieutenant Literal

About to say.

Lieutenant Literal

Sorry, go ahead.

Captain Obvious

Thanks. Anyway...

Captain Obvious

You could see them again.

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