HEY now, let's be sensitive.

Praseodymium

They're called little people.
Little people are for juggling.

Responses:

Willy Wonka

And for making sweet, delicious chocolate.

Rusty, the surly Oompa Loompa

...and minimum wage.

Willy Wonka

IT'S BETTER THAN WORKING FOR SUB-MIMUMUM WAGE WHICH IS THE CASE FOR MANY PEOPLE IN INDONESIA WHO ARE FORCED TO CONSTRUCT ENTIRE HOUSING COMPLEXES OUT OF THEIR OWN HAIR JUST SO THEY CAN AFFORD TO SPEND SEVEN MINUTES SMELLING A BOWL OF MEDIOCRE FOOD THAT THEY CAN'T EVEN EAT SO THAT THEY MAY IMAGINE THEMSELVES EATING SOME DAY BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO POOR TO AFFORD IDEALS, LET ALONE REAL FOOD BECAUSE THEY SPEND ALL THEIR TIME BUILDING SHELTERS FROM LESS THAN SATISFACTORY MATERIALS ALL BECAUSE THEY KNOW NO OTHER WAY!

Rusty, the surly Oompa Loompa

Jesus Christ, man! What's your problem??

Willy Wonka

I have a disease!

Willy Wonka

Rusty, the surly Oompa Loompa

Willy Wonka

Pweh!

Rusty, the surly Oompa Loompa

Gah!

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