...drive on the parkway and park on the driveway, why does this get sent to my Inbox every 47 seconds?!
If we...
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Because that girl from high school that you never knew too well, but always thought was kind of cute, doesn't understand that "keeping in touch" does not include forwarding Internet spam humor three times a day.
What does "keeping in touch" mean, then?
Masturbation while imagining what you should have done to her while you were in high school.
That is, if you had had some fuckin' balls.
Awwww yeah.
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