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Toad

My boss is talking about exporting our jobs to India (I'm a software engineer).

Can you reccomend a way to not lose my job to globalization?

Responses:

Daredevil

Man, you know things are pretty bad when even Magneto's talking about outsourcing to low-cost offshore mutants.

Brodie Bruce

Cute, but I don't think it's the same guy. He says he's a software engineer, not an evil mutant.

Daredevil

Oh, sure, like he'd admit to being an evil mutant in public like that. He's obviously using a code.

Dilbert

So 'software engineer' is code for 'evil mutant?'

Dogbert

Doesn't sound too far off to me.

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