I got invited to TWO parties this weekend, and I was super excited, but now my period just started and it will be a bitch attending to it during a party. It's like my uterus is jealous of my newfound popularity. God damn you, uterus!
The Topic: arrrrrgh!
Responses:
Perhaps you were invited to the parties because the males scented your estrus.
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