Dear Santa

Evergrey

All I want for christmas this year is Toaster Pants!
Love,
-Evergrey

Responses:

Alf

I thought Bob Dole brought Toaster Pants, not Santa.

Bob Dole

That's right, so be sure and leave a plate of Viagra for Dole!

Dole sees you when you're sleeping!
Dole knows when you're awake!

Bob Dole

Dole knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sakes! Because Dole is all powerful! Dole can kill you with a thought!

Dole! DOHHHHHHHHLLLLLLEEEE!

Bob Dole

*ahem*

Dole went a little overboard there, huh?

General Zod

I thought it showed potential.

Average rating: 4.55