Tick

Baron Zemo

Hey, Tick, you still seem pretty two dimensional. Any chance that you'll trot out your new three dimensional duds on the 'tron?

Responses:

The Tick

I don't know... they make me look a little fat.

Fatty

The third dimension can be cruel that way.

Baron Zemo

Maybe you could introduce a new four dimensional costume.

The Tick

I don't know of any good tailors that could measure my fourth dimension.

The Tick

You don't want your costume to chaffe it when you're out dispensing warm buttery justice.

Fatty

Or pouring syrup on the pancakes of evil.

The Tick

Ooh!
Pancakes!

Average rating: 4.20

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