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Joke Time!

PharaohMobiu
So these two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?" The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quaqg fulk boorg jdk^Cjf dLkjk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvyowmc63^Dz x.xvcu". "Please excuse my friend," the second string says. "He isn't null-terminated."

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Krusty the Klown
Hey hey hey! That reminds me of another joke!

Krusty the Klown
What's the difference between a C string, a P string, and a G string?

Krusty the Klown
A C string is null-terminated, a P string is length-preceeded, and a G string spends all day in someone's ass!

Krusty the Klown

Krusty the Klown
Eehhhh, that played a lot better at the 1999 Systems Programmer Convention.

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